They’re remaking The Crow…

kahmelb | July 31, 2010

… and somebody thought Nick Cave should write the screenplay.
http://www.bleedingcool.com/2010/07/26/nick-cave-rewriting-the-crow-remake/
Um.
Look, I love Nick Cave. My teenage years would have been a very different place if it weren’t for Nick Cave. So would my 20s. And, well, my 30s too, come to think of it. And I’ve adored movies he’s written – The Proposition, in particular, [...]

Online Privates

kahmelb | May 18, 2010

Apparently, Facebook sux at privacy.  Yeah, I know.  Who wudda thunk it? 
This shocking development seems to have stunned the online world as if no-one were previously aware that if you stick your privates out there online, then they might not be quite so private anymore , at least not so private as they would be [...]

Touch me up. Please.

kahmelb | April 29, 2010

Oh, looksee.  It’s happened again.  Some gorgeous young thing with five hours of hair and makeup behind her, one of the world’s most expensive photographers in front of her and every spare cent of her multi-million dollar bank balance spent on beauty treatments, private gyms and appearance-based pampering, went and decided to pose nude and [...]

So You Want A Scapegoat?

kahmelb | April 15, 2010

I mean, a tragic thing happened in which lots of people died and even more were left devastated in one way or another and it shocked a state, and a nation, and for a little while even the world paid attention.  So it’s understandable, isn’t it, that you should want to know who’s to blame [...]

Growing up UnCool

kahmelb | April 7, 2010

This may come as a surprise to you all, but I was never one of the cool crowd in high school.
Yeah, I know, the universe just twists in strange and mysterious ways, don’t it?  But it’s an incontrovertible fact – I wasn’t one of the beautiful people when I was a teenager.  I didn’t get [...]

I believe in the Easter Bunny

kahmelb | April 4, 2010

It’s a big picture kind of matter.  And I’m a big picture kind of girl.
See, to me, I can’t see a difference between Christian faith, or Isalmic faith, or Judaism, or Hinduism, or belief in Wicca or Buddism or Paganism or Astological new-age wisdom.  To me, they are all very human constructs just trying to [...]

Facebook v. Twitter Death Match

kahmelb | March 25, 2010

I’m a social media expert now.  Well, at least according to the chap who said to me this morning, “hey you’re the expert in this social media stuff, what do you think of X“.  (Where ‘X’ equals something which would identify my primary employer should I mention what it is, and ‘expert’ equals the erroneous [...]

For want of a mosh

kahmelb | February 26, 2010

Hmmm.
Note to self:
Tie a double-knot in the laces of the day’s shoe of choice next time. And do it *before* entering the festival size mosh-pit. ‘Cos, you know, it just totally sux to lose one’s shoes half way through the Hilltop Hoods.
Oh, okay, so that’s a bit of a misleading misnomer just to [...]

Middle-aged white men in suits

kahmelb | January 28, 2010

Ah, what a week. The middle-aged white men in suits must be exhausted! They’ve been so busy, the scurrelious wee things. They do get so excited when they think they’re winning.

So we’ll just wait till they’re asleep. Then we’ll knock them on their shiny, balding heads and start running the country properly, hey?

Okay, meet you down the docks at midnight then…

Spin and chaos

kahmelb | January 11, 2010

So, break’s over then.  Time to head back into the breach.  The words are piling up and somebody needs to do something with them or else there’ll be all sorts of havoc in the world.  Can’t have stray, unclaimed words flitting about all over the place just waiting to get into the wrong hands now, [...]

kahmelb

Writer, photographer, researcher.

kahmelb is the handle you'll most often find me using online, well, at least on those sites where I'm happy to be publicly identified and which wouldn't make my mother blush. Much.


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kahmelb

kahmelb is better known as Kathryn Hore, a writer and photographer based in the Dandenong Ranges on the outskirts of Melbourne, Australia.